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Casey blinked forcefully as she tried to arrange the last few plastic bags that were wedged in the dispenser to the left of the barcode scanner. Awkwardly reaching down to tug at yet another torn shred of plastic caught in one of the grooves on the so-called dispenser she felt a nerve near her left elbow quickly tighten then release causing what felt like a popping sensation to occur underneath the skin of her left arm.

Unconsciously shaking her wrist and turning toward the cash register she used her right hand to calculate the remainder. Glancing at the screen she withdrew the correct amount of coins from the drawer and handed them to the customer who thanked her with a brief smile which she returned without hesitation before bending over to reach for another bag.


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Walking home Casey thought she could hear the wings of butterflies flapping in the wind, though there were no butterflies to be seen at dusk around the streets that evening nor even a light breeze was to be heard stirring in the trees by the sidewalk.


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Watching television with her boyfriend's family was a past-time to which Casey occasionally enjoyed submitting herself. She liked his company and the warmth of his rugged hands holding hers as they sat on the couch and she also liked the peace that was brought about by the glowing flatscreen - though it was frequently broken throughout the program by whoops or yells from one of the boys haughtily placed on the beanbags around them.

In mild contrast to his brothers, she thought, Mark was a good guy. Someone she could rely on and trust. His manner was gentle and she enjoyed trying to figure out where he was in his mind when his pupils dilated and his gaze turned slightly downward, giving him the appearance of a great thinker. Later Casey was to find out that during these periods of supposed deep thought Mark was actually experiencing mild bouts of epilepsy that had remained undiagnosed since his birth.




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Tobias was a strange person - or so his friends would say. Not that he ever listened to them anyway. They weren't at all capable of understanding him, he would often think to himself.

As a result of his profound insights into human nature he had managed to manifest in his character the philosophy that the current attitudes of society were cruel and mislead and that it was always a better idea to look at the world through the eyes of a child.

The feeling of awe this attitude would lend to every situation was, he thought, well worth the sacrifice of leading a normal adult life.

Tobias liked the way the pictures on the screen of his portable phone danced because of the electricity that passed through an array of liquid crystals. He liked his laptop, as it was a tool which he could use to express himself creatively. He liked looking up at tall trees and was always gripped by the urge to climb them so that he could look down and admire the view below. He liked old chairs and wooden staffs and he especially liked the sound of a popping cork on an aged bottle of wine.

He also liked girls who would bring him comfort when he was depressed, girls who would respond to his whims and listen to his theories about life and girls who were kind and gentle and loved unconditionally.

These girls, for the most part, existed only in his head. One time however he thought that he had finally found his ideal companion.

She was beautiful. Not conventionally attractive but beautiful nonetheless. He could never be sure what it was about her that made her so appealing, but Tobias was convinced it had nothing to do with her physical appearance - not that she was by any means unattractive. Her plain features were offset by an exquisite femininity, though sometimes he wished she would put on some lipstick whenever they went out.

Tobias liked the way she was always happy and exuberant but often when they would meet at a restaurant and she would sit and listen to him and make origami figures out of napkins he would fail to understand her unwillingness to reveal to him her deepest desires.




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Jeanne walked through the alley as the sun started to set and the shadows of the skyskrapers formed a dark grid over the city.

Hurriedly looking from left to right before crossing the street she successfully avoided a passing car before hopping onto the other side of the pavement, happy she had changed position. Since she had turned the corner the falling darkness had made the narrow street appear intimidating.

Reaching the main road she headed over the tram tracks towards the shelter and sat down. She unzipped her backpack, pulled out a book and deftly flicked to a page she had marked earlier.

After a few minutes of being thoroughly absorbed in her book she was distracted by movement in the corner of her eye. Turning towards it she saw a man wretching into a pile of garbage bags further down the road, and although it was a main street on this particular night there seemed to be nobody around to notice. Jeanne turned back to the page she was on and tried to find the paragraph she had just read.


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The headlights of the tram appeared from around the turn and Jeanne closed her book and stood up, unconsciously measuring the distance from her feet to where the tram would come to rest. The tram approached, its doors swung open and Jeanne reached for the metal support that would help her navigate the steep incline leading toward the driver's window.

After purchasing a ticket, Jeanne sat down as the tram rolled away from the stop. Retrieving her book once more she placed her backpack on the seat in front of her, put her feet up and returned to the enchanting words.




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Daniel had not eaten that morning. The fruit on the counter had gone bad and there was nothing but vitamin pills to provide him with a source of nourishment. Opening his fridge for the second time he glanced around at the shelves, hoping to see a wrapped chocolate or a piece of cheese somewhere. Disappointed, he let the door spring back into place and walked back through his loungeroom to the study where he had sat all morning looking through papers and checking his e-mail. He was hoping for a positive response from at least one of the companies he had contacted seeking employment.

As he typed without looking at the screen he tried to find order in the strange patterns he saw on the surface of his desk. He began to ponder the underlying workings of nature however promptly realised he was being distracted. It was also time for his next coffee.

Returning to the kitchen he opened the fridge again and before even looking inside he remembered he had forgotten to buy milk, which before he fell asleep the other night had been something he had planned to remember when he woke up. Emitting a sharp breath through his nostrils Daniel retrieved his keys from the kitchen table and walked through the loungeroom, opened the front door and after pulling it tightly shut after him and checking the handle he got in his car and drove to the store.

Holding the two litre bottle he had removed from the back end of the bottom row of the cooler and standing in line waiting to give his money to the storekeeper Daniel had to keep himself from being visibly amused by a woman negotiating over the price of a can of tuna.

The storekeeper was of a pleasant demeanour and always served with a smile. Earlier that week Daniel had arrived at the store holding a box full of five cent coins that luckily for him were graciously accepted in return for a packet of chips. That was also the time at which Daniel had been fascinated by the glassware and all the other paraphernalia displayed below the counter.

Upon exiting the store and returning home, Daniel again contemplated the patterns made by the colours and shades of the wood from which his desk was built.




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The Germinator


Far be it for The Compassionate Cynic to provoke any unnecessary paranoia, but it seems that everywhere you turn these days you can't help but run into some form of digital information exploitation skulduggery.

Having charted the rise of recent information-aggregators, marketing-WMDs and people-enslaving internet technologies such as Google, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Amazon and eBay from nascent digital larvae to giant self-replicating entozoons I often wonder what the future holds for your current species if these binary behemoths are allowed to propagate unmitigated throughout the realm currently (and rather out-datedly) known as cyberspace.

Add to this the growing trend in information technology and robotics of developing ever more insidious and powerful artificial intelligence software and land-navigating automatons and one can begin to envision a future where all our thoughts, words and actions are stored, monitored and eventually controlled by some sort of integrated Machiavellian global technology. Sound familiar?

Already technology such as augmented reality (you can point your iPhone at anyone or anything and instantly get information about it/them), celebrity tracking websites and instant on-the-spot news reporting have infiltrated your brave new society.

Avoiding the obvious (and grossly abused by the media and popular culture) Big Brother references let's focus on something even more dramatic and fear-inducing: James Cameron's 1984 (hah) film - surprisingly prescient given its contemporary technological climate.

Are we really so far off from the hellish dystopia portrayed in this Hollywood masterpiece (Arnie in leather pants, anyone)?

Searches on Google are logged by their gargantuan servers, individual hits on YouTube are calculated by storing your IP address. All transactions on Amazon and eBay are anonymously tracked and sold as "aggregate statistics" to faceless corporations and marketing agencies. Facebook account information is there for the taking. All these network entities know your location, purchasing and browsing habits, individual tastes and preferences, among many other things.

ISPs store records of every site you access. Do you trust them to keep your records private? Increasing internet censorship and new corporate revenue models - such as flagging your 'illegal' downloads and increasing individually tailored (read: consumer targeted) advertising assure that your whole person can be compacted into some sick digital doppelganger and used for the twisted gratification of the political and commercial elite.

But all this is nothing new. The ubiquitous media have been trumpeting identity theft, personal information abuse and all such privacy related issues since the beginning.

The issue here is whether or not you trust Google or your ISP or any other of these indispensable new world utilities not to divulge all your private details to some unscrupulous mercenary agencies at some point in the future. After all, they have your IP address.

Personally, I love the internet and would be literally lost without it. But I really hope that this endogenous monstrosity doesn't spread too far and that in some distant future my descendants can avoid being hooked up to brain-tubes and milked by semi-sentients for their life-juice.

It's here, people of Earth. The dreaded Skynet. You have been warned.



CC.



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On God and Evolution

October 20th 2009 18:02
At some point God must have looked at babboons and decided to conceal our sphincters further into our buttocks.


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For teh Lulz!!

October 13th 2009 09:43
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Sasha Grey - Superstar

August 17th 2009 12:24
Sasha Grey and Scott Feinberg


Interview with Sasha Grey covers some age-old issues.

Posted on LA Times Blogs.


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Glitch in The System

May 5th 2009 11:34
Recently the pre-paid credit on my phone ran out and so I went out and bought a recharge voucher. Having entered the pin I was informed that the voucher was invalid so I called *unnamed mobile provider X* and repeated this information, upon which I was informed that I was to send the voucher to the offices of *unnamed mobile provider X* at which point I would receive a refund in the form of a cheque.

Having not remembered to ask for the address to the offices of *unnamed mobile provider X* I promptly called back and asked for the operator to whom I had spoken previously. Unfortunately that operator had seemingly vanished and so I repeated my dilemma to the new operator and was then informed that my old pre-paid plan was no longer in effect and that I would have to change over to a current plan.

I asked if perhaps I had purchased the wrong voucher and if it was at all possible that having exchanged it for another one I would be able to use it on my old plan and was informed that I could try but that it was not likely and also that the vendor might not comply with a such a voucher exchange and it was a better idea just to change to the current plan.

Thanking the operator and not heeding the suggestion at all I went back to the vendor and after a brief explanation I managed to exchange my voucher for one I thought might work and promptly discovered that it did.


* * *


The same week *unnamed land-line provider Y* suddenly decided it was a good idea to disconnect my land-line so I called them up and after an hour of being put on hold I was informed that the bills on the account had not been paid. Racking my brains as to how this grievous error could possibly have transpired I asked what address they were been sent to and was politely informed that it wasn't the one to which my land-line was currently connected.

After another hour of being put on hold I was redirected to another department at which point I had to reiterate the problem and was then (after yet another hour of resplendent muzak) redirected to another department at which point I was informed that they were closed for the day and that I should call back the next morning.

The next morning I called *unnamed land-line provider Y* once again and having restated the issue once more I was put on hold. An hour later having been redirected to the correct department I was informed that the issue had finally been resolved and that my land-line would be reconnected within 3-5 working days.

9 working days later there was still no sign of my land-line been reconnected so I called *unnamed land-line provider Y* again and was informed that no part of my previous enquiry had been recorded and was put on hold. After the usual affair I was finally informed that there had been a 'programming error' and that my line had been reconnected.

Replacing the receiver in disbelief I decided to test whether the line really worked and promptly discovered that it did.


* * *


Since my internet connection requires a land-line to function I had been without internet access for a total of 10 working days and was eager to rejoin the online community only to be perplexed by the discovery that I had no internet connection.

After having exhausted all the options available for troubleshooting internet connection issues I called up *unnamed internet provider Z* and after giving my details and been put on the mandatory hold I was informed that my service had been disconnected and required reconnecting.

I explained that this had been an error on the part of *unnamed land-line provider Y* due to the 'programming error' and was then informed that in order for my internet to be reconnected a service technician was required to reconfigure my local exchange and that this would most likely occur within 3-5 working days.

7 working days later I received a call from *unnamed internet provider Z* and was informed that my internet connection was now operational.


It was.



Glitch


-CC



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Who is the greater artist?

Artists
David Icke & Norm Augustinus


Norm Augustinus

Maxi Pad Gone
YouTube

Norm Augustinus Homepage
Norm Augustinus.com

David Icke

Wikipedia:
Wikipedia - David Icke

Books by David Icke:
Google Books



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Could curiosity have actually killed the cat?
Mmm...?

Not at all!

For the cat has nine lives and by the time it's reached it's ninth it knows all it ever needs to know.

Cat Reaching Enlightenment


Irrefutable.


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Can a Truth be Self-Evident?

November 11th 2008 07:56
Just surfing around... found this:

...if a proposition is claimed to be self-evident, it is an argumentative fallacy to assert that disagreement with the proposition indicates misunderstanding of it. [REDACTED] ...A famous claim of the self-evidence of a moral truth is in the United States Declaration of Independence, which states, "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal"; philosophically, that proposition is not necessarily self-evident, and the subsequent propositions surely are not. Nevertheless, many would agree that the proposition we ought to treat subjects known to be equal in a certain sense equally in regard to that sense is morally self-evident. Thus, as Thomas Jefferson proposed, one can hold the propositions to be self-evident as the basis for practical, even revolutionary, behaviours.
- Wikipedia

Why don't they just change it to "We hold these Truths to be forever certain, that all men are created equal"?

Surely this would have saved Jefferson and the rest from some tiresome expostulation.

Any literary types out there care to disagree?


-CC

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What will the world be like once we've solved all our problems?

Only The Compassionate Cynic dares to contemplate this entirely possible outcome for the human race. He has come out of hiding for the sole purpose of circulating the following memo.

The Future?



No More Work Thanks!

or

Society Post-Scarcity



"Could it be that hard?"
- The Compassionate Cynic




Assumptions:


- the human being is inherently peaceful and curious

- some form of credit or token system must be used where designation of value is considered necessary.




Synopsis:


All labour and any associated service such as distribution is carried out by computers and machines.

Any extraneous services such as design and maintenance of infrastructure and coordination of distribution networks are charged according to an adjusted value based on supply and demand etc.


Information and Entertainment is free*

- includes all research, academia, news and media, but discounts any tangible product requiring manufacture or labour.


Abundant clean, free energy means zero environmental damage.

Invisible technology dominates everyday life, but rather than being glorified and intrusive it is instead concealed and allows for greater freedom and efficiency of communication facilitating the unique personal goals of every individual.

Violence is eradicated due to boundless "career" opportunities and agreeable surroundings.

Proficiency in a certain area of knowledge or skill is valued, but not rewarded. Sufficient personal motivation is a necessary prerequisite for any labour-intensive task.

All other social issues are healed by free voluntary education (attendance is always high due to the now recreational nature of learning).

Law enforcement is not necessary as there are no laws to break due to the often immediate availability of resources of any nature - ultimately leading to greater social wellbeing.

A side effect of this is the elimination of the need for power networks and hierarchies.

Class issues are replaced by distinctions of preference.

The mandatory policy of any heterocultural society inhabiting a common region is absolute tolerance.

All societies existing within defined spacial parameters are free to practice or enforce their own preferred value systems and bureaucratic solutions.

National or even World Government is unnecessary as absolute freedom is guaranteed for every individual, regardless of how freedom is fundamentally perceived (though there is no sanction for actions that invariably initiate consequences that are harmful [to be defined]).

Social responsibility is an inherent value of this society, and does not need to be taught or enforced in any way.

Scientific and spiritual discovery and exploration as well as artistic expression and appreciation replace any proclaimed social benefits of suppressive political systems whos priorities necessarily include the accumulation of wealth and population control.




Possible weaknesses:


Please submit...!




THE END



* where not valued on the subjective merit of their respective educational or aesthetic content.



Don't believe it's possible? Look it up!

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