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<description>Self-described during a violent bout of niche marketing as "a post-post-modern experiment" (though he wishes somebody would please think of a different label) The Compassionate Cynic is an indescribable entity that enters into the head of the moderator known by the relatively anonymous pseudonym Adam-7, at irritatingly irksome variable intervals.

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<title>Generation Why?  -  a Short Story in 4 Parts</title>
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<description>1: Casey blinked forcefully as she tried to arrange the last few plastic bags that were wedged in the dispenser to the left of the barcode scanner. Awkwardly reaching down...</description>
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<title>Rise of the Machines - Skynet Here We Come</title>
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<description>Far be it for The Compassionate Cynic to provoke any unnecessary paranoia, but it seems that everywhere you turn these days you can't help but run into some form of...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>On God and Evolution</title>
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<description>At some point God must have looked at babboons and decided to conceal our sphincters further into our buttocks.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>For teh Lulz!!</title>
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<description>Encyclopaedia Dramatica is the most concise, well-researched and astoundingly accurate source of information on the web! It contains the most informed, up-to-date, 100% citable content about science, religion, philosophy, the...</description>
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<title>Sasha Grey - Superstar</title>
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<description>Interview with Sasha Grey covers some age-old issues. Posted on LA Times Blogs.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Glitch in The System</title>
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<description>Recently the pre-paid credit on my phone ran out and so I went out and bought a recharge voucher. Having entered the pin I was informed that the voucher was...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 11:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Products of Our Times: David Icke and Norm Augustinus</title>
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<description>Who is the greater artist? Norm Augustinus Maxi Pad Gone YouTube Norm Augustinus Homepage Norm Augustinus.com David Icke Wikipedia: Wikipedia - David Icke Books by David Icke: Google Books</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Curiosity Killed the Cat: Just Another Myth</title>
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<description>Could curiosity have actually killed the cat? Not at all! For the cat has nine lives and by the time it's reached it's ninth it knows all it ever needs...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Can a Truth be Self-Evident?</title>
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<description>Just surfing around... found this: ...if a proposition is claimed to be self-evident, it is an argumentative fallacy to assert that disagreement with the proposition indicates misunderstanding of it. ...A...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>No More Work Thanks! (or... Society Post-Scarcity)</title>
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<description>What will the world be like once we've solved all our problems? Only The Compassionate Cynic dares to contemplate this entirely possible outcome for the human race. He has come...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dessert of the Real</title>
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<description>"Welcome to the desert of the real..." - Morpheus I love this phrase. Thank you Jean, thank you Slav, you guys rock. Now I can appreciate all those tasty chunks...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>My Therapist is a Spy</title>
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<description>Is yours? Could it be you've been divulging all your darkest secrets, vainly searching for that much exalted temporary catharsis, while all your personal information is at the heedless mercy...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I hate YOU Jim Schembri! (WARNING: hate post)</title>
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<description>It is not often that The Compassionate Cynic submits himself to fits of rage, but due to the respect he has for all things living sometimes it is beneficial to...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>TV Show: The Hollowmen</title>
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<description>It is often necessary for The Compassionate Cynic to Seek Out and Highlight noteworthy products of the melange of cultures which inhabit this planet. With this in mind, he deigns...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>On the Elusiveness of Magick</title>
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<description>Excerpt from The Book of Sublime Ritual (Chapter 5, Verse 18). "Just as a neophyte seeks to possess a deity, a teacher demands restitution for his knowledge and a gambler...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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