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March 13th 2008 16:40
(In an empty television studio, a lone cue-screen displays these words for what could be the first, or perhaps the last time):
IN A WORLD GORGING ITSELF WHILST GASPING AND CHOKING ON BANALITY AND FRIVOLITY
ONE FORCE DARES TO ARISE TO COMBAT THE IMPENDING AESTHETIC APOCALYPSE!
YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF ALL SOCIO-ECONOMIC DENOMINATIONS
IT'S...
THE COMPASSIONATE CYNIC!
(pause, cue apprehensive music)
HE WILL SEEK OUT AND DESTROY ALL MINDLESS DRIVEL WHICH PERMEATES SOCIETY!
HE WILL AVENGE THE DEVASTATING LEGACY OF NEGATIVE IDEOLOGIES!
HE WILL DEFEND INTEGRITY TO THE LAST KEYSTROKE,
AND VANQUISH THE WRETCHED FOES OF GOOD TASTE AND SINCERITY!
(pause, cue bombastic theme music)...
IN A WORLD GORGING ITSELF WHILST GASPING AND CHOKING ON BANALITY AND FRIVOLITY
ONE FORCE DARES TO ARISE TO COMBAT THE IMPENDING AESTHETIC APOCALYPSE!
YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF ALL SOCIO-ECONOMIC DENOMINATIONS
IT'S...
THE COMPASSIONATE CYNIC!
(pause, cue apprehensive music)
HE WILL SEEK OUT AND DESTROY ALL MINDLESS DRIVEL WHICH PERMEATES SOCIETY!
HE WILL AVENGE THE DEVASTATING LEGACY OF NEGATIVE IDEOLOGIES!
HE WILL DEFEND INTEGRITY TO THE LAST KEYSTROKE,
AND VANQUISH THE WRETCHED FOES OF GOOD TASTE AND SINCERITY!
(pause, cue bombastic theme music)...
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